Ralphie May’s Masturbatory Kung Fu
Tune in tonight at 11/10c for his “Austin-Tatious!”
yum
(Source: bong-rip-420grind, via chillthefuck0ut)
Sea Turtle High Five
Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.
(Source: College Humor)
McDonalds Tattoo
Oh man, let’s hope he at least gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.
(Source: College Humor)
A few details about this fine gentleman:
1. His name is Michael D. Ballantine.
2. He personally submitted this picture of himself to Wikipedia. Yes, this picture.
3. He is technically a candidate for the Green Party’s nomination for president of the United States of America.
4. He may or may not have played one of the O’Doyles in Billy Madison.
5. He studied at the University of Phoenix Online.
6. It makes absolutely no sense that he could be an actual human being.
7. You can become his friend on Facebook here.
Let’s talk about that smile.
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for real???
New from Oscar Mayer Brooklyn: Brunchables!
The kids’ snack so hip you’ll need reservations.
And until they install that bidet, feel free to use the sink.
